The EOGD Civil War: Sideshow Bob Strikes Back!

During the heat of recent unrest in Egypt and across the middle East, the good people of the Esoteric Order of the Golden Dawn decided to depose their own evil dictator, Sideshow Bob Zink (GH Frater PDR). Most of the Adepts of the EOGD's Second Order signed the recent expulsion letter "en masse."

Will Sideshow Bob Cling to Power?

The HOGD/AO, through its Imperator, David Griffin, granted immediate recognition to the new EOGD administration. Morgan Drake Eckstein and the Bast Temple declared neutrality, whereas Nick Farrell, Chief of the AA Golden Dawn, declared solidarity with Sideshow Bob's regime, claiming that the people of the EOGD had no right to expel their dictator.

Later in the week, Sideshow Bob published a communique referencing "ugly rumors" about his demise. This was met with a harsh response from EOGD freedom fighter, VH Soror FSO, exposing scandelous crimes allegedly committed by Sideshow Bob Zink, including misappropriation  and fraudulent use of credit card numbers of new EOGD members.

Sideshow Bob Leads the Counter-Offensive

Full scale civil war appears brewing within the EOGD, as forces loyal to Sideshow Bob appear to have retaken the Temple of Isis at the extreme West end of the order. Heavy casualties have been reported almost daily as the EOGD airs its dirty laundry across the Blogosphere. According to reports from EOGD freedom fighter, Frater Francesco, in an article entitled Rabid Revolutionaries vs. Entrenched Scumbag Gangsters, a plot was foiled this week to expel Sideshow Bob's heir, GH Gadaffi TDL.
As casualties mount and forces loyal to Sideshow Bob attempt to retake key temples of the EOGD, HOGD/AO Imperator, David Griffin, has urged the Golden Dawn community to impose a "no fly zone" over the EOGD - in support of the new administration of the EOGD freedom fighters.

In late breaking news, reports have surfaced of a possible ceasefire in the EOGD civil war. According to reports, the heir of Sideshow Bob, GH Gaddafi TDL, has negotiated a potential settlement agreement, wherein Sideshow Bob Zink will permanently leave the EOGD and will surrender control of all EOGD websites and blogs. In return, Sideshow Bob will forever receive all monies from new memberships in the EOGD, even once he is gone.

SIDESHOW BOB ZINK: 
"Keep The Order - Just Give Me the MONEY!!!!"

In the opinion of this reporter, Muammar Gaddafi should learn a valuable lesson from Sideshow Bob and try to negotiate the same settlement arrangement with new administration in Libya, so that in exchange for surrendering power and leaving the country, Gaddafi will likewise be paid all future monies derived from Libya's vast oil wealth.

"Way to go, Sideshow Bob!"

Reported by 

David Griffin