Satanists Perform Black Magic To Harm President Trump - And FAIL!

(Las Vegas, Nevada) Thousands of piles of human excrement came together on the morning of the Summer Solstice under the hashtag of #MagicResistance to bind and destroy Donald Trump and his supporters with black magic, in hopes of causing harm to the President and his family.

Among the charlatans that wished physical, mental and psychological damage to the administration and to Trump himself were the infamous neo-pagan hack Lena del Rey, and wannabe witch Kate Doucette (pronounced “Douchette”) led by Satanist, Mike Hughes.

They formed an umbrella group with at least 13,000 other misguided terrorists who may soon be rounded up, detained and executed by fascist firing squad for their failed attacks against Trump.

President Trump, who seemed completely unfazed by these useless attempts to cause him harm, was too busy celebrating his latest victory over exposing CNN to be actual “fake news” and inciting the Great Meme War of 2017 against the organization to comment on the event.

Perhaps coincidentally, another group of heroic avengers gathered together to protect the President, his family and his administration by absorbing the negative energies being projected by the terrorist group of radical lunatics, nearly died in a series of tragic events that followed soon after the satanic black magic mass ritual was performed.

David Griffin and Leslie McQuade

Although the ‘magic’ against Trump was clearly an utter and complete failure, David Griffin, Rosicrucian Imperator of the Hermetic Order of the Golden Dawn AΩ and his wife Leslie McQuade nearly met their demise on two separate occasions just weeks after they decided to perform a ritual of their own to defend and protect the President from any negative energies thrown at him.

On Independence Day, Griffin was involved in a tragic car crash in the Mojave desert, which totaled his Jaguar Vanden Plas, in a way that eerily resembled how their late son Adam Kadmon Griffin (1992-2014) lost his life in an unfortunate accident only three years ago. Luckily, Griffin’s life was spared and he escaped the accident without a scratch.

Redd Dogg

In June, Leslie McQuade nearly lost her life on a hiking trip at Shadow Mountain, when their late son’s dog “Redd Dogg” got away from them and ran off, injuring his paw on the mountain.

Leslie’s valiant efforts to save the 70 pound pup by carrying him in her arms down the mountain caused her to suffer from heat stroke in the 117 degree dry heat, nearly fainting and almost losing her life in the process. Unfortunately, Redd Dogg was claimed by Shadow Mountain.

Both David and Leslie have vowed to continue defending and protecting the President from magical attacks by extremist groups of satanic terrorists. (Website: www.Golden-Dawn.com)